Title:  a bath in a casket

Composer:  Joe Raposo ?

Lead vocals:  Morgan Freeman

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  Morgan as Dracula, living economically.

[MF]  I love to take a bath in a casket.

A casket, a casket is the thing.

I love to take a bath in a casket.

In a casket, you will never leave a ring.

By candlelight, I soak and sniff carnations.

In my casket that’s squeaky and old.

I love to take a bath in a casket.

In my casket, I can never catch a cold.

Some vampires like it in a bathtub.

Others have tried a sink.

But when I am sloshing,

I’m wishing to be washing

In something that’s soft and lined with pink.

I love to take a bath in a casket.

A casket, a casket I rave.

I love to take a bath in a casket,

Although I take my showers in a grave.

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