Title:  broccoli

Composer:  Joe Raposo ?

Lead vocals:  Stephen Gustafson, Bayn Johnson

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  Stephen and Bayn at the dinner table, with very sour faces.

[SG, BJ]  Broccoli.  How we hate you, broccoli.  Broccoli!

We think you’re just about as bad as any brussels sprout.

Broccoli.

[BJ]  How I hate the way you look.

[SG, BJ]  Broccoli!

[SG]  I know you’re loaded up with each and every vitamin.

[SG, BJ]  Still, It’s very hard to grin and stuff you in.

Broccoli.  Vegetable agony.

Broccoli.  You’re hot and buttery,

But you are simply not for me.

Broccoli.  How we hate you, broccoli.  Broccoli!

No amount of table talk can make us eat a single stalk of

Broccoli.  Broccoli.  Broccoli.

How we hate you, broccoli!

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