Title:  Majewski, Kluzewski, Patterewski

Composer:  Joe Raposo ?

Lead vocals:  Skip Hinnant, Jim Boyd

Backing vocals:  Luis Avalos

Scene:  The three skiing downhill, with one eventually collecting an obstacle.

[SH, LA, JB in turn]  Majewski.  Kluzewski.  Patterewski.

[SH, JB]  We each have a “ski” in our name.

[JB, LA, SH in turn]  Patterewski.  Kluzewski.  Majewski.

[SH, JB]  The “ski” at the end is the same.

[SH]  See Majewski ski.

[LA]  See Kluzewski ski.

[JB]  See Patterewski ski.

[SH, LA, JB in turn]  Majewski.  Kluzewski.  Patterewski.

[SH, JB]  We have our own ski club of three.

[JB, LA, SH in turn]  Patterewski.  Kluzewski.  Majewski.

[SH, JB]  We’re known as the three “ski”s who ski.

[SH, JB]  So we ski together with glee together,

And merrily slide down the slope.

[LA]  La, la, la…

[SH, JB]  And it’s foolish to ski in the middle, you’ll see,

But Kluzewski won’t learn.  He’s a dope.

(Crash!)

[SH]  Majewski.

[LA]  …

[JB]  Patterewski.

[SH, JB]  Two names that end up with a ski.

And though it’s the same for Kluzewski,

He also ends up with a tree.  La, la.

Yes, each day he ends up with a tree.  Fa, la, la.

He always ends up with a tree.

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