Title:  the platter of plums

Composer:  Joe Raposo

Lead vocals:  Rita Moreno

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  Rita as a little girl on the vaudeville stage, narrating a limerick acted out by Skip in a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit.

[RM]  A playboy was playing his drums,

When he spotted a platter of plums.

He said, "This is fantastic!"

But the plums were all plastic.

And now he must chew with his gums.

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