Title:  I’m a funny guy

Composer:  Joe Raposo ?

Lead vocals:  ????? (possibly Spalding Gray)

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  A non-cast member goes through the motions of comedy on a stage.

[]  I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee, dee.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee.

I love to toss a pie,

Get it in the eye.

Don’t know the reason why.

Hey!  I’m a funny guy.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee, dee.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee.

I’m head-over-heels

About banana peels.

I guess I like to fly.

Hey!  I’m a funny guy.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee, dee.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee, dee.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee.

Don’t ask me why I’m funny.

And don’t applaud.  Throw money!

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee, dee.

I’m a funny guy.  Dee dee, dee dee.

I love a little squirt.

It cools, and doesn’t hurt.

That’s why I’m rarely dry.

Hey!  I’m a funny guy.

Oh, yeah.

So if you’re feelin’ teary,

I’ll try to make you cheery!

If you find me dreary,

I’ll jump into Lake Erie!

I’m a funny guy.

Hey, I’m a f…ooo…

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