Title:  don’t squeeze the Clarmin

Composer:  Joe Raposo ?

Lead vocals:  Rita Moreno

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  A parody of the old Charmin commercials, with Luis Avalos as Mr. Whopple and Rita as a reactionary customer who launches into an aria.

[RM]  Don’t squeeze the Clarmin!

Don’t squeeze the Clarmin!

Don’t squeeze the Clarmin!

Well, if I can’t squeeze the Clarmin,

I’m going to squeeze a tomato,

Then I’m going to squeeze an orange,

Then I’m going to squeeze a grapefruit,

And when I’m through,

Do you know what I’m going to do?

I’m going to squeeze… you!

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