Title:  an “s” on the end

Composer:  Joe Raposo

Lead vocals:  Jim Boyd

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  Jim as Crank, doing a takeoff on the old “e”-on-the-end song.

[JB]  An “s” on the end can give you a clue

That instead of just one, what you got is a few.

An “s” on the end is good for a hunch

That instead of just one, what you got is a bunch.

Ya want lots of me?  Well, that’ll depend

On whether or not there’s an “s” on the end.

Crank, Cranks.  Crank, Cranks.

Crank, Cranks.  Crank, Cranks.

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