Title:  knock-knock rock

Composer:  Joe Raposo ?

Lead vocals:  Short Circus #4

Backing vocals:  none

Scene:  The kids on stage, taking turns telling jokes.

[SC]  What’s up, doc?  Don’t go into shock.

We’re ‘bout to sock you with the knock-knock rock.

[TG]  Knock, knock.

[SC]  Who’s there?

[TG]  Wanda.

[SC]  Wanda who?

[TG]  Wanda watch me put a lampshade on my head and do a dance?

[SC]  Fat chance!

[SC]  What’s up, doc?  Don’t go into shock.

We’re ‘bout to sock you with the knock-knock rock.

[RM]  Knock, knock.

[SC]  Who’s there?

[RM]  Shelley.

[SC]  Shelley who?

[RM]  Shelleych peanut when you eat it, or it’s sure to make you choke.

[SC]  No joke!

[SC]  What’s up, doc?  Don’t go into shock.

We’re ‘bout to sock you with the knock-knock rock.

[RL]  Knock, knock.

[SC]  Who’s there?

[RL]  Ella.

[SC]  Ella who?

[RL]  Ellavators that go sideways never get you anywhere.

[SC]  Don’t care!

[SC]  What’s up, doc?  Don’t go into shock.

We’re ‘bout to sock you with the knock-knock rock.

[JA]  Knock, knock.

[SC]  Who’s there?

[JA]  Patrick.

[SC]  Patrick who?

[JA]  Patricklining alligators, and they might bite off your thumb.

[SC]  How dumb!

[SC]  What’s up, doc?  Don’t go into shock.

We’re ‘bout to sock you with the knock-knock rock.

[JM]  Knock, knock.

[SC]  Who’s there?

[JM]  Shirley.

[SC]  Shirley who?

[JM]  Shirley there are better things to do than what we’re doing now.

[SC]  And how!

[SC]  What’s up, doc?  Don’t go into shock.

We’re finally finished with the knock-knock rock.

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